innocent man sms

An innocent man watching blue film for the first time after marriage and see his own wife in it.

boy and girl sms

Who is a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in a bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.

what is sex? sms

What is sex? Its science with wife, its art with girlfriend, its commerce with prostitute and its social service with aunties.

guy and girl sms

A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.
Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

doctor sex sms

Doctor: do you watch your husband face during sex? Lady: I did once and he looked very angry. Doctor: why? Lady: because he was watching from the window.

girls sms

Contest in a girl's college: write a short essay which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winners essay: oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it.

girls t-shirt sms

A few quotes on girls t-shirt:
there s a face above this, don't forget.
Object here appear bigger than they are.
I made you look at it.
F ck all that is missing is u.
Don't try to find sun here, its not mountain. This one is really tough for Edmund Hillary.

condom and crickter sms

What is the difference between a cricketer and condom? A cricketer drops the catch and a condom catches the drops.

kid sms

Kid by chance enters into parent's bedroom and is shocked at what he sees. He shouts at his mom and you scold me for just sucking the thumb.

professor sms

Prof: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.
Student: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character bad.

son mom and dad sms

Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.
Dad: son, where were you?
Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.
Dad- which one?
Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: "A" film
Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.
Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.

sexy sms

Completing engineering is like a girl pregnant everyone will appreciate the outcome, but no one knows how many attempts were made.

wife sms

Who's guilty? Wife dreaming in the night suddenly shouts "quickly my husband is back" man get up, jumps out of the window and realizes, dammit I am the husband.

rape sms

Define rape: it’s an operation without co-operation for the insertion of projection into depression without permission for the production of next generation.

boy and girl sms

A boy wanted to have sex with girl friend ashamed of his small penis decided to bring girl friend in dark place opened his zip and put his penis on girl friend hands.
Girl friend: No thanks, I don’t smoke.

women sms

What's common between sun and a women's underwear? Both are hot, both look good while going down, both disappear by night.

bra sms

Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don't know the size. Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.

traffic sms

One man married lady traffic police. Friend asks how your 1st night was. She collected Rs.100 from me for over speed, Rs.200 for wrong side entry, Rs.500 for no helmet.

penis sms

Who is senior's vagina or penis? Answer: vagina because penis always stands up when he sees a vagina, so respects the seniors.

sex sms

A note in the sex magazines shop: please hold the magazines with both hands while reading

boy sms

A boy and animal went to river to take a bath. As he removed his clothes all animal laughed at him.
He asked: why are you laughing at me?
Animals: your tails in front.

boobs sms

Teacher: why cow looks tensed after giving milk? Student: madam, if some one presses your breast for I hours and don't fuck, how do you feel.

lipstick sms

Why do women put red lipstick on their mouth? To inform men stop this is not right hole.

panty sms

Advertisement by Panty Company: we are not the best in the world but we are closest to the best thing in the world.

boy and girl sms

Boy: if I kiss you and run away then what will you think?
Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.

undress sms

Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that's not prohibit

women sms

There are two things men really like women to do in hurry. Dress and undress

teacher and student sms

Teacher: explain responsibility.
Student: mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entire responsibility will be on the fourth one

funny and sexy sms

Boy: if I kiss you and run away then what will you think?
Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.

funny and sexy sms

Boy: if I kiss you and run away then what will you think?
Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.