dad and son sms

Dad: if you pass in the exam, I will present you one cycle.
Son: if I fail?
Dad: I will present 10 cycles.
Son: why?
Dad: to open cycle shop.

student sms

A typical student flips a con and think.
Head- will go to sleep
Tail- will watch a movie
Stand- will listen music
Stays in air- I will study.

penis sms

Burial worker : Your husband's coffin isn't closing due to his erect penis.
Wife : Cut it & put in his ass because that's the only hole in the town he hasn't fucked.

bachelor sms

Don't marry and make a woman happy instead remain a bachelor and make several women happy.

blind boy sms

Blind boy giving sweet to all. Aunty came from bathroom without dress to get sweets, knowing he's blind. Aunty: what's special? Boy: I got my eyes.

sec and con sms

Son: daddy what’s the difference between confidence and secret?
Daddy: dear, you are my son that is confidence. Your friend ramu also my son that secret.

breast definatin sms

Define breast? B-beautiful R-round shaped E-equipment A-amazingly S-soft with T-tasty milk.